Another complaint?
AWESOME!
You say I was rude?
Weren’t you inconsiderate, first?
Customer’s always right?
Not so much!!
Oh, but will you tell on yourself?
Hell NO!
Why should you?
to be fair to me?
Oh heavens NO!
Then YOU would look the fool?!
And that’s not possible,
because you’re skinny, pretty and rich?
You cannot be wrong.
FUCK YOU!! I want to say,
But do I?
NOPE.
Instead:
I will kill you with kindness.